What movies have not aged well?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Should parents be allowed to bring children into R-rated movies? What are the potential consequences of doing so?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Diamonds Are Forever

What is the STAR interview method?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Do you think Trump is a bad a$$? Why or why not?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Octopussy

Do you anal play alone?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Goldfinger

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-All the bad guys are black.

-J W Pepper

You Only Live Twice

Which bands became massively popular for covering songs rather than recording originals?

Live and Let Die

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What have I done wrong? How can I start over?

-”Ah so!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

The Man with the Golden Gun

Do most narcissists have good intentions as long as you are under their control?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Moonraker

From Russia With Love

Why after 50 years of being straight do I constantly desire to suck cock?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s